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• 10:40 RT @thedailymash: WORD 'BIGOT' LOSES ALL MEANING bit.ly/d8kpVD #
• 12:33 Big drawback of my job is I cannot brag about when get something working, it's all hush hush top secret stuff! #
• 12:37 RT @charltonbrooker: Front page of BBC site... resemble a choir singing about the finest boobs they ever saw: tweetphoto.com/20350722 #
• 16:55 Kerry McCarthy, Labour Candidate, Puts Postal Results For Bristol East On Twitter In Web Gaffe bit.ly/bSMT3Z #
• 17:26 Got 2012 and Avatar on BluRay this week, no idea wh en I will find the time to watch either of them! #

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• 10:36 Being obese perhaps I should vote for my local Labour candidate? Fat Chance! :-) bit.ly/cenIYS #
• 16:18 RT @thedailymash: TORIES WILL SCRAP FREE TV LICENCE FOR BIGOTED OLD HAGS, SAYS BROWN bit.ly/avIhyN #gillianduffy #

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• 07:13 RT @boingboing Apollo 11 launch, revisited in slow-mo, HD glory - Boing Boing bit.ly/8YMByu #

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• 08:35 So Willie Walsh blames the authorities for following the advice of the airplane manufacturers? Insanity! #
• 08:54 After 5 days of reports of empty airports we are now subjected to endless shots of planes landing and taxiing and inane vox populi #
• 09:03 RT @yngling: @r4today odd how adonis stated "politicians don't second guess safety experts" seems he's forgotten the drug advisory committee #
• 19:31 Vince Cable's Flip Flop Smack Down youtu.be/k-grwkqnc1U #

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• 22:11 More Icelandic ash on the way bit.ly/mIaXL #
• 10:15 2 days (mostly spent scanning files) and I think victim's PC is disinfected. Now installing MS updates (was running unpatched IE6 ffs) #
• 11:26 Laurel and Hardy meet Faulty Towers? bit.ly/99K3SI #
• 15:45 why are sticking plasters so difficult to open? Not helpful when your finger is bleeding profusely! #

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• 10:28 RT @TomFeilden Just because planes can take off fly around a bit and come back unscathed, doesn't mean it's safe. is.gd/bz4he #ashtag #
• 12:02 Glad to see the airlines are more than willing to gamble with passengers lives #
• 12:09 Has Boeing changed it's stand from 1999? bit.ly/d5crOV "Boeing has always advocated that flight crews avoid volcanic ash clouds" #
• 15:38 Great the pox in question is a sophisticated rookit/stealth - suspect the only option is to nuke from orbit, it's the only way to be sure #
• 16:56 Hey our research funding is running out, what about this for an idea? bit.ly/bpPFbP #

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• 19:57 Why It's So Hard to Tell Which Tooth Has the Ache shar.es/mvpNw #

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• 09:14 The leaders debate? funniest comment I've seen "The worst Kraftwerk performance in years!" #
• 15:19 Not a good career move, infect your PC with malware, try to hide it and then disappear for a two hour lunch leaving others to sort it out! #
• 15:54 "It popped up when I was browsing Amazon" Funny your history doesn't show you visiting Amazon today! #
• 17:21 Deleted 3GB of tmp files off idiot's pox'd pc - what's that on desktop? Zip file dated today 'free flash games' for your Archos - doh! #

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• 09:41 Well finally seem to have sorted out my USB-Serial bridge driver problem - been running for over an hour without error! #
• 09:53 Spectacular photos of the Icelandic volcano bit.ly/947KxA #
• 10:02 Cameras ready this evening could be a good sunset with all that ash in the air #
• 10:20 A Dog Tests the iPad youtu.be/H3xdcx2WUcU - the expression says it all "you really paid $500 for that?" #
• 10:45 Well done Simon Singh bit.ly/bIgQqt #
• 11:29 "the engines cool as you fall and the molten glass solidifies you are able to crack the glass as you try to restart the engines" - eeekk #
• 14:21 Wii Fit fall woman turns into nympho bit.ly/bTCWtR #
• 14:53 Adobe no wonder Apple hate you! Why the hell do I need to restart my machine for a simple upgrade to Adobe Reader? #
• 15:47 How is Iceland going to offset all that CO2? #

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• 09:26 Finally got around to watching the BBC's Prog Rock Britannia - well as Yes once sang " Yours is no disgrace" :-) #
• 10:38 So PCs don't need serial ports? So thats why I have 2 USB-Serial adapters plugged in? (Ok it might have something to do with my job) #
• 14:56 Lava Lamp Centrifuge answers that nagging question would a Lava Lamp work on Jupiter? bit.ly/9I1ab6 #

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• 14:21 Why did I think Tooth Fairy was a horror flick? Well I was sort of right! bit.ly/6Znc3B #

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• 09:11 Is there really three more weeks of this? #
• 09:45 A lone figure seemingly lost on a b-road with no map, no car and going nowhere? Sums up the state of country bit.ly/aKzcBt #
• 11:48 Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day #
• 16:16 Louis Armstrong-What A Wonderful World(Death Metal Version) youtu.be/JLkOYHYQ2tc #
• 16:49 Three MPs Are Granted Legal Aid To Defend Their Expenses Claims Sky News bit.ly/cvfHjz #

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• 09:18 Shock, horror the general public confused by technology - I blame DSGi :-) bit.ly/aoPjqk #
• 09:36 Currently Reading: Rough Type: Nicholas Carr's Blog: The iPad Luddites is.gd/blgPU #
• 09:55 "There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!" - listening to Bee Gees Stayin' Alive #
• 12:07 Given the 'PC storm' this has caused I think some of my friends can kiss goodbye to ever being politicians :-) bit.ly/aFueUb #
• 14:51 Just written a dirty bash script that uses wget to backup tweets to an x ml file #
• 14:54 and just exceed Twitter's max requests per hour :( #

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• 11:48 RT @alanburkittgray: Guy Kewney, one of the world's best computer journalists has died. See Chris Green's tribute tinyurl.com/yztdbql #
• 12:01 RT @libdemvoice: 'Digital Economy Bill Saints' the MPs who voted against Labour's internet freedom clampdown #DEbill ldv.org.uk/18757 #
• 12:43 RT @lifehacker Xmarks for Firefox Syncs Open Tabs Between Browsers - Syncing - Lifehacker bit.ly/bFLyHP #
• 12:54 Well now got the office to myself for a fortnight... can give the headphones a rest! #
• 14:32 Just watched the latest episode of Southpark - A Facebook/Tron mashup absolutely spot-on satire! bit.ly/bumxoU #
• 16:28 Any doubt that Gordon Brown lives in a fantasy world? Then listen to him being demolished by John Humphrys bit.ly/dtIVbt #
• 16:55 RT @sickipedia: Twitter - Creating meaningless bollocks with a limited number of characters. A bit like "Lost" really. #

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• 10:49 DIMENSIONAL PORTAL INCURSION AT THE LHC! bit.ly/99T0ao #AprilFoolFail #

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